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Don't you just love those conversations that make you actually, really, literally laugh out loud?? They tend to not happen very often. You'll hear an amusing story and laugh just a little bit...but seriously laughing until tears are running down your cheeks? Those require a perfect combination of setting/mood/stories/and stress or exhaustion!
I have a friend...who happens to read this blog... ;)... from high school. We never knew each other all that well but hung out a little bit together as we did activities with mutual friends. You know...did crafty stuff...went canoeing...saw a mouse.......... high school stuff. Somehow, in the past year ish, we sort of reconnected on facebook and have chatted off and on since then and realized that we click really well together and are very much not sure how we were not better friends in high school! We share a similar sense of humor, we were both home schooled...and are homeschooling, have many of the same friends, etc.
We were chatting on fbook tonight and ended up having one of those laughing-so-hard-you're-crying conversations! The only thing that could have made it better was if we had been chatting in person!! Funny thing about us. We have been trying to get together for over a year now, just to have coffee and visit...and every time we have scheduled a date and time, something has always come up that made one or both of us have to cancel!! It's getting a little ridiculous now! lol
Anyways, she asked me what my hobbies were. (Refer to the "about me" section on the right of my blog...) She said she didn't have any. I told her we must remedy that situation and find her one. Then it hit me. She is hilarious. Laugh-out-loud hilarious. She is a natural born story teller! I informed her that she needs to be a stand up comedian! Or at least write a book. Although, she's even funnier if you can see and hear her when she tells stories. So, when she is either booking gigs at ladie's conferences, or when her first book titled Life Without a Hobby is published, I'll be sure to post it on here and be the first to let you know!! (Watch for my name on the dedication page! And fyi, the main characters in her stories will have their names changed to protect the not-necessarily-so innocent. So look forward to meeting Jimbob, Billyjoe and Marysue. Oh yeah. And Fred.) Heehee!
Ok, now, mostly for my own amusement and memory... some of our conversation from tonight. (I can see your face right now, J! lol)
We always check in on how school is going for each other and stressing that we both feel a bit behind. She mentioned other families who do school slightly different from us, such as doing a two week study on chocolate. (!!) She said, "How does someone spend two weeks studying chocolate?! Let me make it easy for ya...one bite = mmmmgood!!"
This next part of the conversation will only make sense to one person...sorry. Like I said...this is mostly just for me to remember... :}
J: strange, out of the blue question...
K: yes ma'am?
J: btw, I'm known for those questions!
K: it's ok, i like that kind of question. :)
J: I have a tendency to scare people with them.
K: eh, I'm pretty hard to scare.
J: no comment.
(Back story on that is the fact that SHE is one of the easiest people I know of to scare! And that is pretty much all she remembers of a certain friend of ours from high school - being scared numerous times at random moments. Heehee!)
J...as you can plainly see, I did NOT text this...!! You know...I just put it on my blog instead for the entire world to see....HA! Just kidding...only a handful of people read this blog anyways. :D
We discussed the fact that I have only met her husband one time when her oldest was not even a year old. (She is now in third grade? I forget...) She mentioned that he might possibly have not quite the same amount of hair now as he did then... :} Then she told me her two children recently informed her that she was old. This is the conversation as she told it:
"My children called me old the other day...
I said, "I'm not old! Whatever gives you that idea????"
[They said], "Well, you are married to a man who has grey hair so that makes you old!"
Guilty by association!"
Which reminded me that I just got a piece of mail from Senior Life yesterday. I said, "I know I just turned 30, but I'm not THAT old!!! Sheesh!!
To which she replied, "Oh, I know! I am tempted to send them a nice long letter on my feelings on the subject and that I was highly offended! And to please remove me from their mailing list because I have found the fountain of youth...DENIAL!"
Anyhoo...there wasn't much of a point to this rambly post except I just wanted to remember a fun conversation. Oh, and J, you said I never answered the question you wrote a couple posts back "One hand or two?"...here's the answer:
BECAUSE....
(make sure you can hear the tune in your head...)
Kapeesh?? :D
Maybe eventually we'll make it to SB!! Until then...I'll chat with you on fbook anytime! :)